laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million)


hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

(Source: shaeried)

Going to the Mystics game w/ my dad 🏀🏀 #ootd


thekawaiiangel:

awkwardsituationist:

“world of averages” - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces

this was too cool not to reblog

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty)

the-authentix-life:

not—banksy:

Strook - Stefaan De Croock - @ DayOne festival Antwerp

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


kennedyprice:

deathbruzer:

whatamievensaying:

theevilblackbunny:

barnabasdeimos:

diglettdevious:

little-kitten-doll:

fast-and-fit:

THIS

To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget. 

I love Twizzlers 

Where the fuck are you people buying your food that it costs so little?!

Pretendland, I’m guessing.

???

where is this food coming from, those cranberries in the last one cost like six dollars in my area

can’t remember the exact prices for the other stuff but it’s a lOT MORE THAN THAT

No fucking way I can afford any of that stuff for that little.

… Walmart. They’re all from Walmart do you not see the Great Value brand? When has shopping been that much of a chore?

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)

staff:

Welcome to the second installment of our government transparency report, where we explain in (hopefully not boring) detail the government requests we receive for account information, and how we respond to those requests.

How many requests? From January to June 2014, we provided information—either user data or blog content—for 84% of the requests made, covering 199 blog URLs. This represents approximately 0.00010% of all blogs on Tumblr. Not a huge number, but this is about full disclosure, no matter what the scale.

Also in this report: some emerging trends in the data, and some information about our improved user notice policy. Plus: a few additional gems to keep you fully educated about when the government is requesting your information, and what we’re doing to defend your rights.

We take the privacy of your information seriously, as you know, and we’ll be auditing ourselves twice a year from here on out. Look for our next report in early 2015.

(Source: thepaintingbear)

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

Franz Liszt (1811-1886) 

A Hungarian composer and virtuoso pianist, also - a teacher. Apart from his great talent, good works (which you should all listen to) and the novatory way of playing piano (changing the popular, old pieces a bit while playing… basically covering songs while playing them, kinda ‘jazzing’) he was well known for many (like many many many) romances. Women would visit him to learn how to play a piano, then leave pregnant and ready to divorce.

Because of how crazy his fans could become, a new medical term was created - ‘Lisztomania’. 

But look at his face… How not to get lisztomaniac, while being in contact with such a flirty and attractive man?

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt)