if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
this was too cool not to reblog
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
To everyone who says it’s too expensive to eat on a budget.
I love Twizzlers
Where the fuck are you people buying your food that it costs so little?!
Pretendland, I’m guessing.
where is this food coming from, those cranberries in the last one cost like six dollars in my area
can’t remember the exact prices for the other stuff but it’s a lOT MORE THAN THAT
No fucking way I can afford any of that stuff for that little.
… Walmart. They’re all from Walmart do you not see the Great Value brand? When has shopping been that much of a chore?